Silly Wedding Vows

The best way to come up with silly wedding vows is to find a way to work funny things into the traditional vows. These things can be stuff that say a lot about you, or things that people are just going to find funny in general. The hardest and most difficult part about writing these silly wedding vows is getting a chuckle out of your guests. After all, making a joke and no one laughing can be kind of embarrassing. There are some things that may sound funny at the moment, but can come across sounding kind of corny. For example, saying something like you promise to love and respect your wife, as well as always leave the toilet seat down, is not as funny as you may think it is.

When coming up with silly wedding vows the best thing that you can do is to add things into your traditional vows that show off your hobbies or interests that people know about. For example, if you are a sports fan, then you may want to come up with a way that you can show your love for your favorite sports team, as well as your wife. You could use a funny wedding vow, something like:

“I take this women to be my loving wife. I promise to love and be her faithful partner for richer and poorer, for better for worse, when Falcons are winning and when they are loosing, in sickness and in health, and in the Falcons induced sicknesses as well. I will be truly yours till death do us part.”

As you can see, this clearly shows your love for your favorite sports team, but it also includes all of the traditional sayings that you need as well. After all, silly wedding vows are only funny if there is a hint of comedy thrown into the mix. Overdoing it does not make people laugh, but it makes the question why you are not taking this ceremony to heart. It can be very hard to know when you have pushed the limit or not, so be sure to keep a watch on everyone’s humor level.

There are some people who have even started taking a Dr. Seuss style to their wedding vow. Now these kind of wedding vows take a little bit more planning, and they normally have to include you, your soon to be wife and the pastor. These kinds of wedding vows are very fun to do, because they rhyme, but everyone has to have a good scents of humor to do them. With these kinds of vows, they would go something like this:

Pastor ask: “Do you take her as your wife, to love for all your life. To hold and to cherish until you both shall parish.”

Your answer: “Of course, I take her as my wife, to love for all my life. I promise to love and to hold, right now as I have told, until the end of time, forever she will be mine.”

Pastor ask: “Will you love her when your rich, would you love her in a ditch. Will you love her when shes well and love her when she smells.”

Your answer: “I will love her when we’re rich, and love her in a ditch. I will love her when she’s well, but if she smells, I may just write to her from Wales.”